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| » (281) Oh no |
| A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
" ... |
| By: 02-Apr-2005 |
Added On : HotGod |
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| » (282) small talk |
| A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) O ... |
| By: 02-Apr-2005 |
Added On : Mark |
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| » (283) first child |
| Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back".
The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a
boy, 'cuz I ... |
| By: 02-Apr-2005 |
Added On : Mark |
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| » (284) 15 please |
| A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead ... |
| By: 02-Apr-2005 |
Added On : Mark |
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| » (285) Shit scale |
| A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's t ... |
| By: 04-Apr-2005 |
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| » (286) COPS SENSE OF HUMOR |
| "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you r ... |
| By: 04-Apr-2005 |
Added On : Hukkam |
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| » (287) First Aid |
| "How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar.
"I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. It was awful," she explained.
"A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the midd ... |
| By: 09-May-2005 |
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| » (288) GREEN SIDE UP! |
| A builder was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it. She was telling him what color to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."
The builder went to the fro ... |
| By: 04-Dec-2005 |
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| » (289) no horns |
| A blonde came to a farmer one day and asked "Hey, how come this cow doesn't have no horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then
began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can
do a powerful lot of damage with horns.
Sometimes we keep'em t ... |
| By: 14-Jul-2005 |
Added On : Shughal |
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| » (290) all colors |
| Q: What's black, blue, red and brown and lies in a gutter?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes. ... |
| By: 14-Jul-2005 |
Added On : Awara Houn |
Viewed : 1382 times |
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