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| » (81) Trip To The Desert |
| A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one item for survival.
The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-head
replied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst."
The brunette brought food. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (82) Revenge of the blondes |
| Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (83) Airline |
| A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.
The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class."
"I can do What-eva I want, I ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (84) Dog with one eye |
| Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?" ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (85) Play Pens |
| Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her fr ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (86) Breaking News |
| Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She had to break a window to get out! ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (87) Double The Recipe |
| Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (88) Little Holes |
| Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (89) Dimple and Flat Forehead |
| Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (90) Wear A Condom |
| Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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