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| » (1) Dogs `n Light Bulbs |
| How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can't re ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
Added On : Abe L. |
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| » (2) Yo Mama's So Fat... |
| Yo mama's so fat
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (3) Light Bulb Joke |
| How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, its a hardware problem ... |
| By: 14-Nov-2004 |
Added On : AnakonDa |
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| » (4) changing a light bulb |
| A man's ex-wife called him at work wanting to know how to change the light bulb in the bathroom. So he told her: "First, fill the bathtub with water..." ... |
| By: 16-Nov-2004 |
Added On : dEREK |
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| » (5) jewish light bulb |
| Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody. ... |
| By: 18-Nov-2004 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (6) How many men |
| Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One---he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR Three -- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : Layla LaShelle |
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