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| » (1) Saving the Oppossum! |
| Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.
Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.
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| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
Added On : Gregory Bench |
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| » (2) don't panic! |
| A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more ... |
| By: 27-Nov-2004 |
Added On : KahanHo |
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| » (3) poor baby |
| At 3:00 a.m. the young wife shook her husband awake, telling him to check the baby.
He sat up for a full minute listening, then protested, "But I don't hear her crying."
"I know." she replied, "It's your turn to go see why not!" ... |
| By: 14-Dec-2004 |
Added On : Mongo |
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| » (4) Billy Bob's Vacation! |
| Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told
Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm doing something different. The last few years, I took your
suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
Added On : Donald Ash |
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| » (5) Ixnay on the Ickchay |
| Todd is waiting for his girlfriend Jill to show up at the bar. His friend Myrddin happens to come in before Jill and Todd confides in him
the following. "Myrddin, don't let Jill find out about this, but you wouldn't believe the gorgeous chick I met last ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (6) special baby |
| A baby was born to a couple. When he was one, he could talk like an adult. When he was two, he could read anything. When he was three, he could do advanced calculus. When he was four, he could predict the future.
One day, he made three predictions: "On ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
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| » (7) Golfing at Night |
| Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
Added On : HotGod |
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| » (8) dying of cancer |
| Q: A man is dying of cancer. His son asked "Dad, why u keep telling people u r dying of AIDS?"
A: Dad replies : So when I'm dead no one is going to fuck your mom. ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
Added On : Puff Momy |
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| » (9) expensive imported panties |
| The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "You wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect ... |
| By: 08-Jan-2005 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (10) little ellen |
| A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no."
The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said qu ... |
| By: 16-Dec-2004 |
Added On : Mongo |
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