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| » (11) jewish rottweiler |
| Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. ... |
| By: 18-Nov-2004 |
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| » (12) Native American Jewish |
| A young Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is Shooting Star."
"How nice," says his mother.
"And I have an Indian name too," he says. "It's 'Running Deer' ... |
| By: 18-Nov-2004 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (13) three samurai |
| Back in the time when the samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for one. A year passed, and only three people showed up: A Japanese samurai ... |
| By: 18-Nov-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (14) jewish homo |
| Q: what do u call a jewish homosexual??
A: Heblew......... ... |
| By: 01-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (15) the rabbi and the pope |
| Rabbi goes to visit the pope at the Vatican. He sees a golden pay phone on the wall and asks the Pope "what? a payphone?"
Pope replies, "Yes, I call and talk to God"
Rabbi says, "WHAT? you call and talk to God? Can I call him?"
"Yes, of course you can, ... |
| By: 01-Dec-2004 |
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| » (16) 10 Commandments |
| God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
... |
| By: 01-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (17) symbols |
| A rabbi went to see his buddy, a priest, at his church. While there, he saw people kissing his cross. The priest told him ,if he wanted to, he could kiss the cross as well since it was only a symbol. to that, the rabbi answered that in judaism, circumcis ... |
| By: 04-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (18) Not too good |
| A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 5 days."
The man says, "That's terrible! Why haven't you eaten in ... |
| By: 04-Dec-2004 |
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| » (19) two-piece bikini |
| Q: Why was two-piece bikini invented?
A: To separate meat section from the dairy section. ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
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| » (20) Play Kosher Millionaire |
| You have been selected to play "So You Wouldn't
Mind Being a Kosher Millionaire - You Should Only
Live So Long." You have three lifelines to help you,
as follows:
1. You may call your Rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for th ... |
| By: 09-Dec-2004 |
Added On : Dianne |
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