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| » (1) getting screwd |
| The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Natalie" the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perha ... |
| By: 18-Nov-2004 |
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| » (2) not getting much business |
| There was a prostitute from Los Angeles who had moved to Hawaii and she was very puzzled. Lot's of her friends had told her that Hawaii was the best place to be to pick up wealthy Japanese tourists. She was having a very hard time and not getting much bus ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
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| » (3) Smartest Man in the World |
| A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot gra ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (4) New Lawyer |
| Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (5) Lawyer In Hell |
| A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick fl ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (6) Charitable Donation |
| A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (7) Corruption |
| At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear th ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (8) At The Pearly Gates |
| Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What wa ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (9) A Kind Lawyer |
| One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
"We don't have any mo ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (10) A Lawyer Died |
| A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died.
They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment.
They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like eve ... |
| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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