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» (11) bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands. "What's the matter?" he asked of his friend, "Did your lawyer give you bad advice ..?" "No ...
By: 26-Dec-2004 Added On : jay Viewed : 1592 times
» (12) Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What d ...
By: 26-Dec-2004 Added On : jay Viewed : 2637 times
» (13) Greedy Lawyers
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they ...
By: 26-Dec-2004 Added On : jay Viewed : 2120 times
» (14) Two men in Grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mo ...
By: 24-Feb-2005 Added On : Butt Jee Viewed : 1281 times
» (15) Consultation fees
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the mea ...
By: 24-Feb-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1243 times
» (16) Want to go into space?
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it ...
By: 24-Feb-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1254 times
» (17) Lawyers Poker
A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt ...
By: 09-May-2005 Added On : Butt Jee Viewed : 1516 times
» (18) Helping a criminal
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer. ...
By: 19-Aug-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 986 times
» (19) The Wrongful Laughing
The bus stopped and an young woman of several months pregnancy came aboard the bus. She noticed a young man inside grinning at her. She began feeling awkward on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved agai ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : Dule121 Viewed : 971 times
» (20) In the Lounge
This Good Looking Guy walks into a Lounge (meat market). Sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Sitting next to him is a short Bald headed, really ugly guy!! This gorgeous Blonde (perfect in every way) comes up to the Bald man and they start talking. A ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 7834 times

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