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| » (1) the decision |
| A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, ... |
| By: 16-Dec-2004 |
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| » (2) Feel Like A Woman |
| On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm t ... |
| By: 18-Dec-2004 |
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| » (3) smart woman |
| Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me." ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (4) broken watch |
| Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (5) who u let in first? |
| Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (6) whats worse |
| Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told. ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (7) MISS RIGHT |
| I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (8) Why do men die |
| Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to. ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (9) equality |
| Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy. ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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| » (10) In the beginning |
| In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ... |
| By: 28-Oct-2005 |
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