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» (1) the decision
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, ...
By: 16-Dec-2004 Added On : jay Viewed : 4085 times
» (2) Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm t ...
By: 18-Dec-2004 Added On : jay Viewed : 3338 times
» (3) smart woman
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me." ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1585 times
» (4) broken watch
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1616 times
» (5) who u let in first?
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1522 times
» (6) whats worse
Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman who won't do what she's told. ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1575 times
» (7) MISS RIGHT
I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1511 times
» (8) Why do men die
Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1879 times
» (9) equality
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ...
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» (10) In the beginning
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ...
By: 28-Oct-2005 Added On : jay Viewed : 1716 times

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