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| » (1) Johnny is too smart |
| A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she i ... |
| By: 27-Nov-2004 |
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| » (2) Little Johnny |
| Little Johnny and Suzy have nothing to do one day while in the house playing. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests.
"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That is way too scary."
"No, it is no ... |
| By: 05-Dec-2004 |
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| » (3) about courting |
| Little Jonny was 12 years old, and at the age where he was curious as boys are at that age. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys. So one day he asked his mother what it was and how it was done. She told him to hide behind the cur ... |
| By: 09-Dec-2004 |
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| » (4) Little Johnny's fly |
| Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly.
He went home and told his mother abo ... |
| By: 09-Dec-2004 |
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| » (5) One day a little girl came running into her house |
| One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing ca ... |
| By: 19-Dec-2004 |
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| » (6) Great Loss |
| George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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| » (7) Playing In the Closet |
| Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.
Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undres ... |
| By: 08-Jan-2005 |
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| » (8) country boy |
| Little Johnny was a country boy who had come into some money and decided he would go to town. Having never been to town before he strolled up and
down the street looking at the stores, when he came to a barbershop.
"Well," he said to himself. "I have ... |
| By: 04-Apr-2005 |
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| » (9) new baby |
| Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!" ... |
| By: 04-Mar-2005 |
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| » (10) rusty dime |
| A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here, I'll show you."
"Hey Tommy! Come here!" yelled th ... |
| By: 22-Mar-2005 |
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