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» (11) on a city bus
A very drunken man gets on a city bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you - You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shout ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 3151 times
» (12) Drinking Effect
A fellow turned to a woman sitting beside him in a bar and said "Drinking makes you look beautiful, darling." She looked a little surprised and answered, "but I haven't had a drink yet." He smiled and said, "no, but I have!" ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 2996 times
» (13) in a biker bar
A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your g ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 1457 times
» (14) Clubbed In The Face
A man walks into a bar and gets clubbed in the face. Several hours later he awakes and finds himself bent over a chair tied up naked. He wonders why he is in this position. Surprisingly he realizes he has been in this scenario before. And then it hits hi ...
By: 26-Mar-2006 Added On : Wayne Gretzky Viewed : 1550 times
» (15) The Frog
A guy walks into a bar with a Frog on his head. The Bartender asks the man, "Where in the hell did you get that?" The FROG replies, "Well, it started out as a wart on my ass..." ...
By: 05-May-2006 Added On : Mot Viewed : 1301 times
» (16) The Drunk Guy
There was this drunk guy just walking like whatever, then all of a sudden he sees a Dracula. The Dracula told him "Look at my fangs filled with blood!" The drunk guy just stared at him then he said "Look at my teeth filled with wine!" The guy is just k ...
By: 10-Jun-2006 Added On : anonymous Viewed : 1769 times
» (17) social misfit
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman ti ...
By: 28-Jul-2007 Added On : Susie Viewed : 3396 times
» (18) Two drunks
Two drunks were walking on the railroad tracks. One turns to the other and says, "These are the longest set of stairs I've ever climbed". The other one says, "Yeah, and these hand rails are way too low!". ...
By: 04-Jan-2007 Added On : PliMe Viewed : 1147 times
» (19) the name of your willy
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not ...
By: 28-Feb-2008 Added On : b brabant Viewed : 1177 times
» (20) Buffalo in a bar
Buffalo walked into a bar the other day and sat down next to this really fine looking lady. They struck up a conversation and she asked him what he did for a living; Buffalo told her he was a pilot. All this time Buffalo had been casually glancing at his ...
By: 28-Feb-2008 Added On : b barbrant Viewed : 1586 times

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