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| » (1) Smelling What You Eat |
| A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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| » (2) Blind Pilots |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the cen ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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| » (3) Blind Carpenter |
| The foreman says "O.K. I'll give you a test and if you pass the test, you've got a job."
The foreman takes the carpenter over to a table and says, "I will put some lumber on a table in front of you and you tell me what it is."
The foreman then put ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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| » (4) Blinds Man |
| A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
"There is a blind man to see you," she says.
"Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into t ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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| » (5) Very Large Toilet |
| There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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