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| » (1) Prince Charles |
| Prince Charles is driving his Land Rover to Sandringham to see his mum. He enters the gate and waves at the guard, just as he pulls onto the driveway he feels a *bump* and a high-pitched howling noise. He quickly stops the car and
gets out, to his hor ... |
| By: 04-Mar-2005 |
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| » (2) A confused boy |
| A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother
and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black
or white?"
"Well, ... |
| By: 22-Mar-2005 |
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| » (3) The Pope & Sharon |
| Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish People for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played be ... |
| By: 04-Apr-2005 |
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| » (4) Camilla and Charles |
| On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat uncomfortable in her regal attire: Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn
that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities were over, Camilla's feet were in agony.
When Ca ... |
| By: 09-May-2005 |
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| » (5) Hillary Clinton |
| Hillary Clinton was spending the morning at a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk to the children about her job as a US Senator. After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy put up his hand, and the Senator asked him what his name was. ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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| » (6) COLD AND HOT |
| During World War II, an aide read to Churchill an account in a tabloid: A seventy-five-year-old man on a cold January day-with the temperature thirty-five degrees below freezing had propositioned a nineteen-year-old girl to have sex on the grass in Hyde P ... |
| By: 21-Aug-2006 |
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| » (7) BRUSH-OFF |
| After his escape from capture in the Boer War, the twenty-six-year-old Churchill won a seat in Parliament. To make himself look older, he grew a mustache. A woman acquaintance who was not enthusiastic about his independent political views
encountered hi ... |
| By: 21-Aug-2006 |
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| » (8) CHEAP AND NASTY |
| When the first destroyers arrived in the fall Of 1940 under America Is Lend-Lease Program to Great Britain, Prime Minister Churchill went to inspect them. He was joined by FDR's right-hand man Harry Hopkins.
Churchill looked at the decidedly overaged r ... |
| By: 21-Aug-2006 |
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| » (9) The Iceberg |
| Presidents Ford, Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Clinton were on a ship that hit an iceberg.
Ford screamed, "What should we do?",
Reagan said, "Man the lifeboats,"
Carter said, "Women and children first,"
Nixon said, "Screw the women and children,"
Clint ... |
| By: 24-May-2007 |
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| » (10) Disease Control |
| The Center For Disease Control claims that
raising beer prices by 20% would reduce venereal
disase among young people by 9%.
There's a commercial for you -- 'Tastes great! Less gonorrhea!' - Jay Leno ... |
| By: 24-May-2007 |
Added On : HotGod |
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