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| » (1) handwriting |
| In school one day, a teacher asked my six-year-old son why his handwriting wasn't as neat as it usually was.
"I'm trying out a new font," he explained. ... |
| By: 31-Mar-2005 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (2) The Test |
| A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a ... |
| By: 19-Aug-2005 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (3) college-age grandson |
| A grandfather went to visit his college-age grandson at the dorm.
Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.
"In my day," grumbled Gramps, "we woul ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (4) first day of school |
| A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so he started naming his kids after something around the farm.
The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boy replied, "Wa ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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| » (5) Ms. Jones |
| The Teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me,
Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
Patrick addressed the class, "Well, Ms. Jones, me and my t ... |
| By: 07-May-2007 |
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| » (6) Mother's Milk Quiz |
| Students in an advanced Biology class were taking a mid term. The last
question was, "Name 7 advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none
at all.
One student found it hard to think of 7 advantages, he struggled to think of
things, but finall ... |
| By: 07-May-2007 |
Added On : Deb |
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| » (7) American history |
| It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
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| » (8) four little animals |
| A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals".
The teacher asked, "Really? and what four little animals would that be, sugar?"
The litt ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
Added On : Randy |
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| » (9) an anecdote |
| An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.
After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laug ... |
| By: 05-Jun-2008 |
Added On : Hotgod |
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