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| » (1) Fun in Hell |
| Demon: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. ... |
| By: 09-May-2005 |
Added On : b brabant |
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| » (2) Dead |
| The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband
and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whi ... |
| By: 30-Nov-2005 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (3) Dracula in heaven |
| Dracula dies and he went to the Pearly Gates to meet God.
God refused to let Dracula in because of all the sins that he had done going around sucking blood & killing.
"I'll give you a chance to redeem your sins", said God
"I'll send you back to earth ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (4) sue over property |
| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely ... |
| By: 06-Mar-2007 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (5) Punishment |
| Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever see ... |
| By: 06-Mar-2007 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (6) Fear of Satan |
| One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan ap ... |
| By: 06-Mar-2007 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (7) The senator |
| While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We ... |
| By: 04-Jan-2007 |
Added On : PliMe |
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