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| » (1) Dirty Poems |
| There once was a girl from Siam
Who went for a ride in a tram
The dirty conductor
Jumped up and fucked her
And now she pushes a pram.
There once was a man name of Florin
Who was fond of a gal who was whorin'
When he looked in her box
And found 2 ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (2) Nursery Rhymes Revised: |
| Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
that was split right up the front,
...but she didn't wear that one very often.
Little Miss Muffet sat on ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
Viewed : 3851 times |
| » (3) Sexy Poems |
| As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
' ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
Viewed : 4991 times |
| » (4) A Woman's Poem |
| He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
Viewed : 2369 times |
| » (5) Dude Named Dave |
| There once was a dude named Dave
He kept a dead whore in a cave
She smelled like shit,
and only had one tit
But think of the money he saved ... |
| By: 05-May-2006 |
Added On : Mot |
Viewed : 2252 times |
| » (6) Man From Nantucket |
| There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it
One day with a grin,
he wiped off his chin
And said, "If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it!" ... |
| By: 05-May-2006 |
Added On : Mot |
Viewed : 4015 times |
| » (7) young man |
| There was a young man from Mauritius,
who said his last fuck was delicious,
but the next time I come,
It'll be up your bum,
'cause that scab on your cunt looks suspicious. ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2008 |
Added On : b brabant |
Viewed : 2062 times |
| » (8) Man Named Dave |
| There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
She was ugly as shit
And had only one tit
But think of the money he saved. ... |
| By: 01-Jan-2010 |
Added On : Tracey S. |
Viewed : 2468 times |
| » (9) A Poem about Carla |
| "Hi I'm Carla can I take your order please?" the waitress cracked a smile
The old man answered "Why sure I'll have some bacon and toast, it's been awhile"
Carla returns with burnt bacon and toast
The old man "Hey! what's this?" he boast
Grabbin ... |
| By: 21-May-2008 |
Added On : L H |
Viewed : 2501 times |
| » (10) Mericious |
| There once was a guy from Mericious,
Who said that last fuck was delicious,
But next time i cum,
It will be in your bum,
Coz that scab on your cunt looks suspicious. ... |
| By: 30-Apr-2009 |
Added On : Lisa |
Viewed : 3027 times |
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