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» (1) Dirty Poems
There once was a girl from Siam Who went for a ride in a tram The dirty conductor Jumped up and fucked her And now she pushes a pram. There once was a man name of Florin Who was fond of a gal who was whorin' When he looked in her box And found 2 ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 120219 times
» (2) Nursery Rhymes Revised:
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides, and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt that was split right up the front, ...but she didn't wear that one very often. Little Miss Muffet sat on ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 2793 times
» (3) Sexy Poems
As I lay me down to sleep I pray for a woman who's very cheap. One who's sexy, blonde and long. Who notices that she's mostly wrong. One who sucks and doesn't speak. And promises to do so at least once a week. I pray that she is very randy, ' ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 4006 times
» (4) A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for ...
By: 28-Feb-2006 Added On : William Braba Viewed : 1461 times
» (5) Dude Named Dave
There once was a dude named Dave He kept a dead whore in a cave She smelled like shit, and only had one tit But think of the money he saved ...
By: 05-May-2006 Added On : Mot Viewed : 1334 times
» (6) Man From Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket His dick was so long he could suck it One day with a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, "If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it!" ...
By: 05-May-2006 Added On : Mot Viewed : 3014 times
» (7) young man
There was a young man from Mauritius, who said his last fuck was delicious, but the next time I come, It'll be up your bum, 'cause that scab on your cunt looks suspicious. ...
By: 28-Feb-2008 Added On : b brabant Viewed : 1136 times
» (8) Man Named Dave
There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave She was ugly as shit And had only one tit But think of the money he saved. ...
By: 01-Jan-2010 Added On : Tracey S. Viewed : 1525 times
» (9) A Poem about Carla
"Hi I'm Carla can I take your order please?" the waitress cracked a smile The old man answered "Why sure I'll have some bacon and toast, it's been awhile" Carla returns with burnt bacon and toast The old man "Hey! what's this?" he boast Grabbin ...
By: 21-May-2008 Added On : L H Viewed : 1596 times
» (10) Mericious
There once was a guy from Mericious, Who said that last fuck was delicious, But next time i cum, It will be in your bum, Coz that scab on your cunt looks suspicious. ...
By: 30-Apr-2009 Added On : Lisa Viewed : 2087 times

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