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| » (11) Christmas Poem
|"Merry Christmas Piffy, Dream all the way!"
POEM by "SubmarineBoy"
Old Saint Nick has a great big prick
He uses it hard and he uses it quick
When he comes to your house better give him a cookie
Or he'll ride you hard and a tad bit dirty
As he p ...
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| » (12) More Dirty Poems
|I talked to an onion this week,
But she cried when she started to speak;
For she said she'd been left
All alone and bereft
When her boyfriend went out for a leek.
There was an old man of Belfast
Whose active se ...
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| » (13) More Dirty Poems
|A brother, a bastard named Ben,
Could rotate his pecker, and then
He would shoot through his rear,
Which made him the dear
Of the girls, and the envy of men.
There was a young man from Savannah,
Met his end in a curious manner.
He whittled a ...
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| » (14) THE MAN FROM NAMTUCKET
|there once was this man from Namtucket.
His dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin.
If his ear were a cunt he could fuck it. ...
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| » (15) Shirtlifter called Tone
|There was a shirtlifter called Tone
He wanted to suck on my bone
We met in the shower
He sucked for an hour
And now he won't leave me alone ...
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| » (16) Jeremy The Gerbil
|Was rescued from the store one day
Bound for a cage, a life of play
But once home things were getting weird
You pulled my claws, you shaved my beard
Stuffed in a toilet-paper roll
Then cast into this smelly hole
I crawled in deep I crawled in and
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| » (17) A MAn's Obligation
|it's a man's obligation
to stick his boneration
in a women's separation
this sort of penetration
will increase the population
of the younger generation.
now do you understand or must I do a demonstration ...
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| » (18) man from st.claire
|There once was a man from St.claire
who screwed his wife on the stair,
the banister broke,
he quickened his stroke
and finished her off in the air. ...
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| » (19) Dirty Poem - Jon
|Jon decided to give drinking a try
across the bar he caught a young ladies eye
together they left, oh, bout an hour went by
since he's been back, all he'll do is cry
all because i told the truth, didn't wanna lie
it wasn't pussy he ate, if it poked h ...
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