| » (11) Top Ten Gifts |
| Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas:
10. A car wash kit
9. A table saw
8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar
7. A case of oil
6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated
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| By: 26-Dec-2004 |
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| » (12) STUDY ECONOMICS |
| TOP 10 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."
2. Economists can supply it on demand.
3. You can talk about money without every having to make any.
4. You get to say "trickle down" wit ... |
| By: 08-Jan-2005 |
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| » (13) Ways To Say “I Love You” |
| 1. “If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.”
2. “Your terrible personality isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as terrible as everyone says.”
3. “I’d shave my entir ... |
| By: 09-Jan-2005 |
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| » (14) What Men Want |
| - More beer. More cheese. More sex.
- Vitamin fortified cigars.
- Public beer fountains.
- Kitty catapults.
- All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters.
- Wet T-shirt Fridays.
- Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors.
- Ro ... |
| By: 09-Jan-2005 |
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| » (15) in the 80's |
| You know you grew up in the 80's if:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"...and can do the " Carlton. "
4. Girls wore biker shorts ... |
| By: 31-Jan-2005 |
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| » (16) 16 THINGS I have learned |
| 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings ... |
| By: 24-Feb-2005 |
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| » (17) 21 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO YOUR BOYFRIEND |
| 1. DON'T BE TOO POSSESSIVE : Don't start a fight just because you
caught him talking or walking with a girl or keeping pictures and
letters from some girl you don't eeven know.
2. DON'T INVESTIGATE : Always checking where your boyfriend might be,
w ... |
| By: 04-Mar-2005 |
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| » (18) Catch Phrases |
| ACTIVATE:
To make carbons and add more names to the memo.
ADVANCED DESIGN:
Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency's copywriters.
ALL NEW:
Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
APPROVED, SUBJECT TO COMMENT:
Revise the damn thing.
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| By: 04-Mar-2005 |
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| » (19) Your Zipper Is Down |
| Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down
(by David Letterman)
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
posit ... |
| By: 07-Mar-2005 |
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| » (20) Worst Pick-Up lines to use |
| 1) I just threw up!
2) You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.
3) Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it
came in?
4) Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
5) I've had quite a bit to d ... |
| By: 08-Mar-2005 |
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