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» (21) Great Pick-Up lines to use on Blondes
1) That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed. 2) Do you want to see something swell? 3) What do you like for breakfast? 4) Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? 5) Say, didnt we go to different schools together? 6) Why dont ...
By: 08-Mar-2005	Added On : anonymous	Viewed : 1915 times
» (22) No PhD for God
Why God never received a PhD: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that he created the wo ...
By: 02-Apr-2005	Added On : HotGod	Viewed : 1135 times
» (23) INTERVIEW PHRASES
Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization. Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office. Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable. Meaning: I pilfer office supplies. Phrase: I take pride in my work. Meaning: I blame others f ...
By: 04-Apr-2005	Added On : Hukkam	Viewed : 1131 times
» (24) Collective Nouns For Doctors
A Spread of Gynecologists A Buttload of Proctologists A Supporting Cast of Orthopedists A Hive of Allergists A Press of Dental Hygienists A Carvery of Surgeons A Golf-cart of Private-physicians A Growth of Oncologists A Vision of O ...
By: 01-May-2005	Added On : Effie Peled	Viewed : 1729 times
» (25) Did You Hear About The ..
Paper company that folded? Brake company on the skids? Bra manufacturers that went bust? Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary? Cigarette company that went up in smoke? Baker who was short of dough? Refrigerator manufacturer ...
By: 01-May-2005	Added On : Effie Peled	Viewed : 1053 times
» (26) Pussy versus Beer
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clin ...
By: 09-Nov-2005	Added On : Venesa	Viewed : 1332 times
» (27) What a LIFE is:
1. Life before marriage is AIRTEL - " u can express ur self ". 2. During honeymoon is RELIANCE - " Always get in Touch ". 3. After Honeymoon is HUTCH - " Wherever u go ur (wife) network follows". 4. After one year Life is IDEA - " ur wife can chan ...
By: 28-Feb-2006	Added On : Dinesh Vora	Viewed : 1018 times
» (28) Fifty fun things
Fifty fun things to do during an exam: 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run ...
By: 19-Aug-2005	Added On : jay	Viewed : 1157 times
» (29) Dream Facts & Tidbits
1. One third of our lives is spent sleeping. 2. In your lifetime, you would've spent about 6 years of it dreaming. That is more than 2,100 days spent in a different world. 3. Babies dream much more than adults. Infants spend about 70 percent of th ...
By: 28-Feb-2006	Added On : Dosti_Yaari	Viewed : 1117 times
» (30) alert states
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cro ...
By: 19-Dec-2005	Added On : Effie Peled	Viewed : 1129 times

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