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» (31) Funny signs |
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep ... |
By: 05-Jan-2006 |
Added On : Effi Peled |
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» (32) Spousal Humors |
SPOUSAL HUMORS OF RED SKELTON
[1]
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
[2]
We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California and mine ... |
By: 07-Jan-2006 |
Added On : Dinesh Vora |
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» (33) Bubbling Mind |
[1] When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
[2] If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.
[3] From a wedding announcement in the Arlington, Texas, STAR-TELEGRAM: ... |
By: 07-Jan-2006 |
Added On : Dinesh Vora |
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» (34) American Newspapers |
A Brief Guide to American Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : Layla LaShelle |
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» (35) Protocol of Work |
1) If it rings, put it on hold.
2) If it clanks, call the repairman.
3) If it whistles, ignore it.
4) If it's a friend, take a break.
5) If it's the boss, look busy.
6) If it talks, take notes.
7) If it's handwritten, type it.
8) If it's typ ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : Dule121 |
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» (36) Natural Humor by Kids |
[1]
Jack (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
[2]
Melanie (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so o ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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» (37) In the year 2039 |
[1] Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
[2] Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
[3] Baby con ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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» (38) The Human Body |
Our heart beats around 100,000 times every day.
Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.
Our eyes can distinguish up to one million color surfaces and take in more information than the largest telescope known to man.
Our lungs inhale over two ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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» (39) Better Education - Notes |
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school
District... (Spellings have been left intact.) >
1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : Layla LaShelle |
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» (40) HOME REMEDIES |
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else ... |
By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : Layla LaShelle |
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