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| » (41) suggested Letter |
| When you've forgotten that special gift the best solution is to jot down a letter for that special someone. To help you out I've written some suggestions for you.
Dearest (Sweetheart / Snuggle Dumpling / Insurance Policy Beneficiary / Woman With Whom I ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (42) Pick up lines |
| 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you
out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my pack ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (43) Cool Virus Alert |
| If you receive an email entitled:
"Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY!!!
Do not open it!! Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your compute ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (44) Are you Gay? |
| 10 Signs that You Might be Gay
- There's a dick up your ass.
- You blow every paycheck on gerbils.
- You get offended by the word "Fruit Loops."
- Your fantasies include prison showers and dropped soap.
- Anyone mentions "The Village People" and you ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (45) Toons on Drugs |
| Speedy Gonzales
Hey, c'mon. Was there ever a rodent when Amphetamine abuse is so obvious? And did you notice, he runs out and gets the food for everyone, but does he ever eat any?
Elmer Fudd
No question, the boy trips on Ecstacy. I mean, listen to th ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (46) Lesbonics |
| 01. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet
02. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
03. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
04. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same tim ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (47) SOUND DIRTY |
| THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN BUT AREN'T
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something
in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and
knees and bob your head.
7. She's got a couple of nice
pumpkins on her porch.
6. If you ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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| » (48) Job of Choice |
| [1] My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
[2] Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
[3] After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I ... |
| By: 21-Aug-2006 |
Added On : Zaraskitchentops |
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| » (49) GOOFY SIGNS |
| [1] In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
[2] In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
[3] ... |
| By: 21-Aug-2006 |
Added On : Zaraskitchentops |
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| » (50) GUTS & BALLS |
| We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assa ... |
| By: 01-Jan-2007 |
Added On : Daphne Levy |
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