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| » (51) Proverbs |
| Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upri ... |
| By: 07-May-2007 |
Added On : brabant |
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| » (52) A dog or a cat? |
| Are Better Than Cats
1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say.
Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Dogs look nice on a leash
Cats look silly on a leash.
3. When you come home from work, your dog will be ha ... |
| By: 07-May-2007 |
Added On : Dinesh Vora |
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| » (53) Hallmark cards you won't see |
| More Hallmark cards you won't see....but would probably sell.
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.
OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it's your siste ... |
| By: 07-May-2007 |
Added On : william brabant |
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| » (54) Valentine Cards |
| Some Valentine Cards That Probably Wont Go Over Too Well
We're perfect for each other...
I can't hold a job and you have a trust fund.
Will you be my sweet valentine?
Please let me know as soon as possible, because I have some backups in mind.
... |
| By: 07-May-2007 |
Added On : william brabant |
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| » (55) all about marriage |
| Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It ... |
| By: 06-Mar-2007 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (56) all about marriage |
| Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriag ... |
| By: 06-Mar-2007 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (57) The Aging Process |
| The Aging Process
By George Carlin
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you?" "I'm fou ... |
| By: 01-Nov-2007 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (58) You're an Arab when: |
| You go to Arabic restaurants, tell the owners your Arab, and think you're going to get free food.
You have to constantly remind your American friends to take off their shoes when they enter your house.
You flip out when someone mistakes you for a Me ... |
| By: 03-Oct-2007 |
Added On : Zoro F. |
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| » (59) Good and Bad |
| Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Good ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2008 |
Added On : b brabant |
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| » (60) Sarcasm Lines |
| You!... Off my planet!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
Added On : Dianne |
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