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| » (61) Female Ages |
| What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
A ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
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| » (62) Twelve Truths |
| 12. Life is sexually transmitted.
11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don't see him excited, make him a sandwich!
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
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| » (63) Toys You Won't See |
| Toys You Won't See (at Toys R Us) This Christmas
~ Drill 'Em 'N Fill 'Em" Home Dentistry Kit
~ Boobs in a Bottle" Breast Enlargement Formula
~ "Jump-Start" Home Defibrillator Save someone from a heart attack without the hassle of rushing them to ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
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| » (64) Taking care of the wife |
| In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the ga ... |
| By: 11-May-2012 |
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| » (65) Disorder in Courts |
| These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking pl ... |
| By: 28-Apr-2012 |
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| » (66) PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS |
| A recent magazine survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered.
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK ...B ... |
| By: 05-Mar-2012 |
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| » (67) The F word |
| Top 6 Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate:
1) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
2) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein
3) "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso
4) "How the fuck did you work t ... |
| By: 30-May-2011 |
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| » (68) FAQ the Doctor |
| Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you liv ... |
| By: 30-Nov-2010 |
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| » (69) Important Quotations |
| Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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| By: 04-Dec-2010 |
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| » (70) Performance Evaluations |
| These useful quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations:
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. ... |
| By: 17-Feb-2011 |
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