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| » (1) Chicken and the road thru history. |
| Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the blac ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (2) Dog Property Laws |
| 1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be y ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (3) For Cat Lovers. |
| An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with i ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (4) Signs your cow has mad-cow disease. |
| Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (5) Things I've Learned From My Cat |
| Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always fi ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (6) How To Be Really Annoying |
| Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 800 operators f ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (7) 20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane |
| 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (8) Confucious Says |
| Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (9) 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop |
| 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (10) The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life |
| 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
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| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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