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» Dead Pussy
On the Road / In the Air An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two ...

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added 14 days ago by HotGod read 46 times

» Blondes
FAQ and RiddlesDirty Q: whats the difference between a blonde & a bowling bowl? A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling bowl ...

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added 39 days ago by mick o read 116 times

» In the Cockpit
The massive airliner sped along in cruising flight, autopilot engaged. Relaxing in his seat, the Captain had just used the passenger-address system to point out the lava-spewing volcano in the distance off the starboard wing. He turned toward the ...

rates 2.94 out of 5
added 86 days ago by Hank Smith read 248 times

» THE MAN FROM NAMTUCKET
Dirty there once was this man from Namtucket. His dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. If his ear were a cunt he could fuck it. ...

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added 101 days ago by AWOOD1 read 268 times

» iTit
ComputersDirty Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because wom ...

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added 145 days ago by anonymous read 435 times

» A MAn's Obligation
Dirty it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. now do you understand or must I do a demonstration ...

rates 3.14 out of 5
added 207 days ago by Kevin read 536 times

» What is an affair?
Dirty Little johnney wondered what an affair is. He heard other boys talk about it. So he asked his mom, his mom was flustered and told him to hide behind his sister window and watch her and her boyfriend Little Johnny Watching Sis Little Johnny was 12 years ...

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added 234 days ago by anonymous read 617 times

» The F word
Top 6 Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate: 1) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima 2) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein 3) "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso 4) "How the fuck did you work t ...

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added 254 days ago by Improvise read 656 times

» Sex and baby jokes
FAQ and RiddlesDirty Q: Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? A: Easy, there is twenty of them ...

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added 267 days ago by Domo read 800 times

» Three Hells Angels
Religion - Christianity Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got wasted." The nun continues to eat even th ...

rates 3.02 out of 5
added 282 days ago by ookmvasfvrf read 924 times


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