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| » minor traffic summons |
| Bufffalo was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judg ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b barbrant |
Viewd : 21 times |
| » A monkey is Smoking |
 A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some.
" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, a ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : Dianne |
Viewd : 42 times |
| » Mexicans and blow jobs |
  Q: Why don't Mexicans like blow jobs?
A: Mexicans don't like any kind of job. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 54 times |
| » In the Act |
 Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?
A: Push her. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 55 times |
| » Golf Ball |
| Q: What Do You Call A Woman Who Can Suck A Golf Ball Through A 20 Ft. Garden Hose?
A: `Darling', `Sweetheart', `Precious', Whatever It
Takes. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 79 times |
| » young man |
| There was a young man from Mauritius,
who said his last fuck was delicious,
but the next time I come,
It'll be up your bum,
'cause that scab on your cunt looks suspicious. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 94 times |
| » The Clitoris |
| Q. What's a clitoris?
A. A female hood ornament ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 124 times |
| » Irish Coffee |
| Q: Why Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast?
A: because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 89 times |
| » blonde and the Army |
 Q: What does a blonde have in common with the United States Army?
A: They're open to any man between the ages of eighteen and thirty-five. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 72 times |
| » ass licking |
| Q. Why does a dog lick his ass?
A. Because he knows he will be licking your face in about 5 minutes. ... |
| Added on : 28-Feb-2008 |
By : b brabant |
Viewd : 103 times |
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