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» Taking care of the wife
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the ga ...

rates 1.83 out of 5
added 2 years, 220 days ago by HotGod read 1834 times

» Disorder in Courts
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking pl ...

rates 3.04 out of 5
added 2 years, 233 days ago by HotGod read 2019 times

» PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS
A recent magazine survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customers personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK ...B ...

rates 2.98 out of 5
added 2 years, 287 days ago by HotGod read 1752 times

» Dead Pussy
On the Road / In the Air An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two ...

rates 2.95 out of 5
added 2 years, 327 days ago by HotGod read 2099 times

» Blondes
FAQ and RiddlesDirty Q: whats the difference between a blonde & a bowling bowl? A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling bowl ...

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added 2 years, 352 days ago by mick o read 2125 times

» In the Cockpit
The massive airliner sped along in cruising flight, autopilot engaged. Relaxing in his seat, the Captain had just used the passenger-address system to point out the lava-spewing volcano in the distance off the starboard wing. He turned toward the ...

rates 1.64 out of 5
added 3 years, 34 days ago by Hank Smith read 2347 times

» THE MAN FROM NAMTUCKET
Dirty there once was this man from Namtucket. His dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. If his ear were a cunt he could fuck it. ...

rates 3.06 out of 5
added 3 years, 49 days ago by AWOOD1 read 2268 times

» iTit
ComputersDirty Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because wom ...

rates 3 out of 5
added 3 years, 93 days ago by anonymous read 2574 times

» A MAn's Obligation
Dirty it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. now do you understand or must I do a demonstration ...

rates 3.08 out of 5
added 3 years, 155 days ago by Kevin read 2679 times

» What is an affair?
Dirty Little johnney wondered what an affair is. He heard other boys talk about it. So he asked his mom, his mom was flustered and told him to hide behind his sister window and watch her and her boyfriend Little Johnny Watching Sis Little Johnny was 12 years ...

rates 3.04 out of 5
added 3 years, 182 days ago by anonymous read 2579 times


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