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» Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two ... rates 3.12 out of 5
added 14 days ago	by HotGod	read 46 times

» Blondes
Q: whats the difference between a blonde & a bowling bowl? A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling bowl ... rates 2.77 out of 5
added 39 days ago	by mick o	read 116 times

» In the Cockpit
The massive airliner sped along in cruising flight, autopilot engaged. Relaxing in his seat, the Captain had just used the passenger-address system to point out the lava-spewing volcano in the distance off the starboard wing. He turned toward the ... rates 2.94 out of 5
added 86 days ago	by Hank Smith	read 248 times

» THE MAN FROM NAMTUCKET
there once was this man from Namtucket. His dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. If his ear were a cunt he could fuck it. ... rates 2.95 out of 5
added 101 days ago	by AWOOD1	read 268 times

» iTit
Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because wom ... rates 2.99 out of 5
added 145 days ago	by anonymous	read 435 times

» A MAn's Obligation
it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. now do you understand or must I do a demonstration ... rates 3.14 out of 5
added 207 days ago	by Kevin	read 536 times

» What is an affair?
Little johnney wondered what an affair is. He heard other boys talk about it. So he asked his mom, his mom was flustered and told him to hide behind his sister window and watch her and her boyfriend Little Johnny Watching Sis Little Johnny was 12 years ... rates 3.04 out of 5
added 234 days ago	by anonymous	read 617 times

» The F word
Top 6 Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate: 1) "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima 2) "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein 3) "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso 4) "How the fuck did you work t ... rates 2.99 out of 5
added 254 days ago	by Improvise	read 656 times

» Sex and baby jokes
Q: Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? A: Easy, there is twenty of them ... rates 3.01 out of 5
added 267 days ago	by Domo	read 800 times

» Three Hells Angels
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got wasted." The nun continues to eat even th ... rates 3.02 out of 5
added 282 days ago	by ookmvasfvrf	read 924 times