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Main » 10 Best Jokes
» Taking care of the wife
Gold - Best Joke In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the ga ...

rates 24618.5 out of 5
added 3 years, 529 days ago by HotGod read 5599 times

» Interpret Your Evaluation Comments
Silver - Second Best Joke AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law. UNLIMITED POTEN ...

rates 3.33 out of 5
added 3 years, 3508 days ago by Fred As. read 1818 times

» Little Johnny's fly
Bronze - Third Place Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly. He went home and told his mother abo ...

rates 3.3 out of 5
added 3 years, 3239 days ago by Susie read 2417 times

» Lawyers Poker
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt ...

rates 3.3 out of 5
added 3 years, 3088 days ago by Butt Jee read 1067 times

» Sex Of The Baby
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?" "He was on top ", she replied. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed. The second wo ...

rates 3.29 out of 5
added 3 years, 3225 days ago by jay read 3066 times

» Tire Tread Marks
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". ...

rates 3.27 out of 5
added 3 years, 3509 days ago by Mark read 2190 times

» Mean Boss
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes After the annual office party, John woke up with a headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife was preparing breakfast. "Gi ...

rates 3.27 out of 5
added 3 years, 3508 days ago by ZivZif Little Greg read 1331 times

» Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? Anywhere he wants! ...

rates 3.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 3509 days ago by 2laugh Team read 2425 times

» Red Light Driving
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. ...

rates 3.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 3509 days ago by Mark read 2268 times

» Whale of a Story.
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under ...

rates 3.24 out of 5
added 3 years, 3509 days ago by 2laugh Team read 2481 times


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