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Main » 10 Best Jokes
» Paralyzing Disease
Gold - Best Joke What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage. ...

rates 3.14 out of 5
added 3 years, 3629 days ago by Mark read 2020 times

» Dog Property Laws
Silver - Second Best Joke 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be y ...

rates 3.13 out of 5
added 3 years, 3629 days ago by 2laugh Team read 4674 times

» BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS
Bronze - Third Place In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia. Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking ...

rates 3.12 out of 5
added 3 years, 3632 days ago by Abe L. read 4943 times

» Love Dress
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple' s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. 'What are you doing?' the mother-in-law asked. 'I am waiting for my hus ...

rates 3.11 out of 5
added 3 years, 3628 days ago by ZivZif Little Greg read 1269 times

» The Truth of Marriage
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearin ...

rates 3.09 out of 5
added 3 years, 3628 days ago by ZivZif Little Greg read 1170 times

» Three legged Donkey
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey! ...

rates 3.07 out of 5
added 3 years, 3629 days ago by 2laugh Team read 2759 times

» Dave's Present
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says ...

rates 3.06 out of 5
added 3 years, 3628 days ago by Fred As. read 1333 times

» poor baby
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes At 3:00 a.m. the young wife shook her husband awake, telling him to check the baby. He sat up for a full minute listening, then protested, "But I don't hear her crying." "I know." she replied, "It's your turn to go see why not!" ...

rates 3.06 out of 5
added 3 years, 3354 days ago by Mongo read 6055 times

» Mad Cow Disease
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow ...

rates 3.05 out of 5
added 3 years, 3629 days ago by 2laugh Team read 6253 times

» Elephant With Thorn
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the elephant says, "Help me, help me." But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way ...

rates 3.05 out of 5
added 3 years, 3629 days ago by 2laugh Team read 3030 times


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