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Main » 10 Best Jokes

» In The Beginning
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and doughn ... rates 4.6 out of 5
added 3 years, 654 days ago	by jay	read 2445 times

» two eyes please
If friends were eyes, I'd have two, and one would always be cross, while the other would be just plain lazy. -Jarod Kintz ... rates 4.48 out of 5
added 3 years, 234 days ago	by Roger	read 710 times

» Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry. "Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men, so lick that!" Tommy said. "Th ... rates 4.48 out of 5
added 346 days ago	by anonymous	read 1561 times

» Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: - I do physical labor - I work at great depths - I plunge head first into everything I do - I do not get weekends off or public holidays - I work in a damp environment - ... rates 4.35 out of 5
added 3 years, 625 days ago	by jay	read 2479 times

» A Blonde's Brain At Work
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss do ... rates 4.33 out of 5
added 3 years, 625 days ago	by jay	read 1574 times

» Glass Wall
Your so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ... rates 4.26 out of 5
added 3 years, 658 days ago	by AnakonDa	read 2325 times

» Hot Sister
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very mu ... rates 4.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 902 days ago	by Fred As.	read 5519 times

» Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" a ... rates 4.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 625 days ago	by jay	read 1275 times

» to the 5th avenue
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." Hearing this, t ... rates 4.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 624 days ago	by jay	read 1361 times

» At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What wa ... rates 4.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 616 days ago	by jay	read 916 times