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Horace and Jed
NSFWHorace and Jed were neighboring farmers. They'd both grown up on their prospective farms and taken them over for their families. Every day, Horace and Jed would meet at the fence that separated their crops and talk about the day's events.
During one of their daily talks, Horace was asking Jed about his crops. "Hey Jed, you ever seen an egg plant?"
Jed shook his head and replied, "Ya just gotta tell me how ya got far enough up the chicken's ass to see that!"

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