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Sexy Poems
 As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.
Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.
Oh, send me a woman who will
not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and
that's a LOT from behind!
One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she
comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late. |
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