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gun shop
A man came into a gun shop and asked to see a shotgun.
The clerk, seeing that the customer was obviously very wealthy showed him a Belgian handcrafted mother of pearl inlay weapon and demonstrated its fine points. A bargain at $20,000.

The customer says, "No, not quite what I need."

Then the clerk brings out an English model and shows off its fine points. A steal at only $7,500.

The customer says, "No, I don't need anything that
fancy."

The clerk, disappointed, shows the customer a
Winchester 'over and under' mass production model. Only $129.95.

The customer says, "That will do nicely. After all, it
is an informal wedding."

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