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Voodoo
 A man was going out of town and he didnt want his wife cheating on him. He decides that he will get her a dildo.
He goes into the store and askes the clerk if they have any dildos.
The clerk says yes, let me go get it. he brings it back and shows the guy how to use it. The clerk says "Voodoo dick, my door". The Voodoo dick starts ramming the door and not stopping. The clerk says "Stop". The Voodoo dick stops and falls to the ground.
The guy goes over and picks it up and says ill take it. He goes home and gives it to his wife and she gets all excited. The guy goes on his trip and his wife decides to play with the dildo. She gets it out and says "Voodoo dick, my vagina". The voodoo dick starts going at her. The only bad thing is, her husband didnt tell her how to stop it. So the dick is still giong at her hard core for 3 weeks. She decides to go to the hospital to get it removed. Since it is still in her, she is swerving on the road. A police officer stops her and asks her if she is having any trouble.
She says " I have a Voodoo dick in my vagina".
The Officer says " Voodoo dick, my ass". |
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