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The New CEO
At WorkA new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - ?and how much money do you make a week??

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, ?I make $200.00 a week. Why??

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - ?here?s a week?s pay, now GET OUT and don?t come back!?
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks - ?does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here??

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - ?That was the Pizza delivery guy?.

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