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The Love Doctor
Love!A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I?m doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You?re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That?s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I?m doing now?"

"You?re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I?m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You?re getting herpes?which is why I came here in the first place."

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