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footwear salesman
A footwear salesman, staying at a hotel, took a fancy to the housemaid.
He offered her $25 for an hour in his room, but she replied that she wasn't a girl like that. She said that when she did it, it was just for love. Now he'd put her off and she couldn't get passionate if she wanted to.
The salesman happened to mention that he was selling shoes and had an extremely good sample pair. The girl gave in, and took the salesman upstairs where she stripped completely and lay back on the bed.
The rep got going and was surprised and delighted to find the girl very responsive. First she wrapped her right arm around him, then her left leg, then her left arm and then her right leg. Of course her enthusiasm must have been due to his skill as a lover.
"I thought you said you couldn't get worked up." said the rep rather smugly.
"I'm not, I'm just trying on the shoes."

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