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not getting much business
Lawyers and HookersThere was a prostitute from Los Angeles who had moved to Hawaii and she was very puzzled. Lot's of her friends had told her that Hawaii was the best place to be to pick up wealthy Japanese tourists. She was having a very hard time and not getting much business. There seemed to be too few takers. She had learned some Japanese from fellow prostitutes, but many of the potential Japanese customers were either walking the other way, or ignoring her.
Finally one day she was arrested and she finally learned the truth from a friendly undercover officer. The girl had been approaching Japanese
men and telling them in Japanese words she did not intend to say. She was saying in a friendly way "Funk Off", "I've got VD, want to have a go?"
The best one was "Get the fuck out of her you asshole"! This obviously was ruining her chances of making money.

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