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| » (71) Eyes closed |
| Q: Why did the Blonde girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: So she could see what she looks like asleep. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (72) The puzzle. |
| One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What's the puzzle supposed to look like?"
The blonde says "From the picture on ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (73) The Blonde Driver |
| A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!
I almost had an accident!
I l ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (74) The Blond and the Brunette. |
| There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.
All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!
There was only one parachute and a flashlight.
The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (75) Where do you see... |
| Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...
Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels! ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (76) A Blonde's Bad Day |
| Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (77) What do ya call... |
| What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A frosted Flake! ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (78) How to break the nose of a blonde. |
| Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?
A: You put a dildo under a glass table! ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (79) What happens if you put a blonde up side down? |
| Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?
A: A brunette with a bad breath. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (80) Blonde Joke |
| Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid?
A: A juvenile delinquent that sprays grafitti on chain-link fences. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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