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» (11) informal test
An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple inf ...
By: 18-Feb-2005	Added On : Effie Peled	Viewed : 1771 times
» (12) blue in the face
A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, a ...
By: 24-Feb-2005	Added On : Awara Houn	Viewed : 1921 times
» (13) Forgetful
William's wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ...
By: 24-Feb-2005	Added On : Shughal	Viewed : 3107 times
» (14) Doctor's Referral
A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. "My local General Practitioner." "Your GP?" scoffed the doctor. "What a waste of time. Tell me, what s ...
By: 24-Feb-2005	Added On : Shughal	Viewed : 1926 times
» (15) Blood test
"I have good news and bad news," the defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene." "Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?" "Your chole ...
By: 04-Mar-2005	Added On : Shughal	Viewed : 1763 times
» (16) first child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" ...
By: 08-Mar-2005	Added On : jay	Viewed : 1578 times
» (17) second opinion
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "W ...
By: 08-Mar-2005	Added On : jay	Viewed : 1889 times
» (18) what's worse???
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? W ...
By: 08-Mar-2005	Added On : jay	Viewed : 1428 times
» (19) everything hurts
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched h ...
By: 08-Mar-2005	Added On : jay	Viewed : 2975 times
» (20) three different pills
One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor said, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when yo ...
By: 22-Mar-2005	Added On : anonymous	Viewed : 1496 times

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