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(1) The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depr ...
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(2) How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mout ...
By: 14-Mar-2004
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(3) Bouncing Check
When the doctor called Mrs. Liebermann to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis." ...
By: 18-Nov-2004
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(4) In The Beginning
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and doughn ...
By: 18-Nov-2004
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(5) The Triplets and the 3 bullets
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is ...
By: 23-Dec-2004
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(6) Doctor and the Bee
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my v ...
By: 23-Dec-2004
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(7) New Answering Service
New Answering Service Installed at Mental Health Institutes "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have mu ...
By: 23-Dec-2004
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(8) A Serious Medical Condition
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The ...
By: 23-Dec-2004
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(9) Autopsy Class
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear. ...
By: 23-Dec-2004
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(10) French Patient
Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered," The second responds, "Yeah, but you should ...
By: 23-Dec-2004
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