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| » (1) big crap in the air |
| A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in T ... |
| By: 09-Dec-2004 |
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| » (2) businessman |
| A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went ... |
| By: 09-Dec-2004 |
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| » (3) Drunk Driver |
| A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks ... |
| By: 18-Dec-2004 |
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| » (4) Crashing Supermodels |
| Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace pos ... |
| By: 23-Dec-2004 |
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| » (5) choices |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
... |
| By: 07-Mar-2005 |
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| » (6) short runway |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one that short!"
The ... |
| By: 07-Mar-2005 |
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| » (7) painting the highway |
| A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he re ... |
| By: 07-Mar-2005 |
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| » (8) results |
| A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."
The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay atte ... |
| By: 07-Mar-2005 |
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| » (9) Flying to Europe |
| Maudie is flying on a jumbo-jet to Europe. Once in
the air the loudspeaker comes on "This is your
captain Emilia Rodrigues. We are cruising at 35,000 feet...etc. etc." When the announcement is finished Maudie beckons to a stewardess and asks, "Is it ... |
| By: 22-Mar-2005 |
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| » (10) my brother |
| Two guys in a car drive right through a red light.
"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.
"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.
They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through ... |
| By: 04-Apr-2005 |
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