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no horns
BlondA blonde came to a farmer one day and asked "Hey, how come this cow doesn't have no horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then
began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can
do a powerful lot of damage with horns.
Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by
puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns
would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still,
there are some breeds of cattle that never grow
horns. But the reason this cow don't have no
horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

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