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Buffalo in a bar
Buffalo walked into a bar the other day and sat down next to this really fine looking lady. They struck up a conversation and she asked him what he did for a living; Buffalo told her he was a pilot. All this time Buffalo had been casually glancing at his watch every now and then.
Finally, she said "Is your date running late?" Buffalo said no, that he was testing a new watch. She asked "What does it do?" Buffalo said that it talks to me through Alpha brain waves.
She said "What is it saying right now?" Buffalo said, well, its telling me that you're not wearing any panties! She said "Well, its wrong, because I am wearing panties!"
Buffalo tapped that watch and said the damm thing is an hour fast again!

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