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Yo mamma so fat..
At Work-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

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