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In The BIG City
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City.
For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked, 'What's that there, Paw?'
The father responded, 'Well son, I reckon I never did see nothing like this in my entire life. I got no darned idea what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, 'Go git your Maw.' |
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