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five bucks a hole
Religion - ChristianityTwo strangers were paired for a round of golf. After a few holes, they were even.
One said to the other, "It looks like we're pretty evenly matched. Do you want to play for, oh, five bucks a hole?"
The other said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the bet.
The first man then easily won the next sixteen holes. As they walked off the course, the winner counted his money, and finally confessed that he was a pro at a nearby course.
The other man replied that he was the local parish priest. The pro got flustered, apologized, and offered to return the money, but the priest said, "No, it's my own fault. I was foolish to bet with you. You won fair and square. Keep it."
"Gee, Father, is there any way I could make it up to you?"
The priest replied, "Well, sure. Come to mass next Sunday and make a nice donation. And, bring along your mother and father so I can marry them!"

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